50shadesoftobias: foreverupwards: *Crosses the street without looking both ways* I am so dauntless no, what you are is reckless
First time I’ve gone to a concert and been bored.
dylanquents: have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them
a-sexy-cat: vvebkinz: sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now I’m so sleepy of your shit
demoncolbert: i think one day leonardo dicaprio should be the host that reads the nominees for best actor and when he opens the envelope to see who won it turns out his name is printed neatly in the center and he chokes up a little and his eyes water and his cohost takes the card and exclaims LEONARDO DICAPRIO!! and the audience cheers and leo cries and his supporting actors and actresses come...
Plot twist: Crush likes me back
hurricane-emily: jimgaffigan: Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done. maybe just maybe women do some things for themselves and not just for men what a concept
profoundbonding: today a kid in my Drama class got detention but he pulled a Monopoly get Out Of Jail free card out of his wallet and my teacher let him out of it
how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair
plot twist: your favorite band member is obsessed with you
thetimeladywhostoletheimpala: you-should-be-studying: I love the fact that the Avengers fandom denied that Coulson died so hard and for so long that they finally made a series about him coming back to life. The Supernatural fandom is trying the same thing with Gabriel.